Bob blew out the candle and went to bed.
The candle would not stay unlit. Bob was confused.
He blew hard to make he go out. He went to sleep.
The candle was unlit again. Bob was disappointed.
He got a hairdryer to blow it out harder. Bob went to sleep again.
The candle did not stay unlit. It woke Bob up. Bob went and got a gun. Bob shot the candle.
Bob couldn't go to sleep then.
It was morning.
−me strauss Letting me be